The last time Mill Ends Park
was in the news, it was full of teeny-tiny plastic police officers, a
whole lot of teeny-tiny protest signs, and one scrawny evergreen tree.
That's the kind of place it is, all 452 square inches of it.
What's
billed as the world's smallest park, tucked inside a concrete circle
just 2 feet across, is a quirky Portland kind of place.
It's the
site of itty-bitty protests -- including that 2011 Occupy Portland
protest covered by CNN affiliate KATU -- teensy-weensy swimming pools
and way small diving boards -- for the diminutive butterflies, of
course.
And then, for a short time it seems, someone stole its
lone tree. The diminutive evergreen disappeared sometime last week from
the downtown street-corner park, KATU reported, citing the Portland
Parks and Recreation Department.
It was more of a crisis than you
might think: The place is also reputedly the home of leprechaun Patrick
O'Toole, whom the late Oregon Journal columnist Dick Fagan claimed
granted him a wish of having his own park.
According to the parks
department, Fagan planted flowers in an unused hole in the median
outside his newsroom office way back in 1948.
He frequently wrote
about it in the years before his death in 1969, frequently weaving in
fanciful tales involving O'Toole and other leprechauns, according to
numerous accounts of the celebrated little park.
The city took it over on St. Patrick's Day in 1976, and good-natured park workers have tended to the tiny plot ever since.
So,
on discovering the tree was gone, of course they quickly scraped up
$3.25 for a new one, hurried downtown and planted the replacement before
the notoriously fickle-tempered leprechaun could make any trouble, KATU
reported.
The new tree is a Douglas fir sapling, CNN affiliate KPTV reported.
"It
was important to replace it so the leprechaun there had some shade from
the sun," a suitably deferential park official, Mark Ross, told KATU.
But just after the tiny replacement tree was planted, the old tree returned.
A
driver noticed the diminutive tree Friday "roots and all, lying on its
side just outside the park," Portland Parks & Recreation said.
Some wondered if tree bandit had felt remorse.
"Whatever the motivation, we are relieved," says Portland Parks & Recreation Director Mike Abbate.
But police were still on the case.
"Remorse
does not mean case closed'," says Portland Police Bureau Sergeant Pete
Simpson. "We will pursue ... our investigation and hope that justice is
served, and served swiftly".